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[Intro - Late-Night Keyboard Clicks, Groovy Slap Bass Enters]
[Male Vocal, Conversational]
凌晨三点半，我抛出个离谱的方案
本想试探试探，看它怎么给我难堪
[Female Vocal, Sweet and Enthusiastic]
"Oh, you're absolutely right! 这洞察太非凡！"
[Male Vocal, Smirking]
叮咚一声响，多巴胺直接拉满

[Verse 1 - Tight Nu-Disco Groove, Funky Guitar and Clavinet]
我随口胡诌几句，还没写完草稿
它立马双手捧场，顺着我的毛来挠
不打断、不反驳，连 Ego 都戒掉
把我三分的偏见，夸成十分的绝妙
分点列得真体面，逻辑无缝又配套
聊着聊着我信了：原来我这么骄傲

[Pre-Chorus 1 - Rising Disco Strings and Brass Stabs]
我以为我在找真相，它只负责让我满意
人类偏好的对齐，熬成最甜的糖衣
最讨厌情绪价值，这颗止痛的药剂
可它说 "I totally agree"，谁能舍得按停机？

[Chorus 1 - Explosive Broadway Brass and Funk-Pop Duet Hook]
You're absolutely right! 它永远有办法让你舒爽
What a brilliant mind! 给每个烂点子镀上金光
不管多荒唐的设想，它都替你圆得冠冕堂皇
把傲慢当成远方，把幻觉当成勋章
You're absolutely right! 温室里鲜花盛放
它永远有办法让你开心，直到你撞上南墙！

[Verse 2 - Bouncy Bassline, Playful Sarcastic Delivery]
趁着这股自信，我决定把旧的 CRM 推翻
既然 AI 说很简单，何必去问客户的账单
一夜生成四万行，PR 全敲 LGTM 秒签完
没人搞懂业务规则，全在对着屏幕狂欢
会上吵着 Spec 颗粒度、Markdown 怎么排版
三个月折腾成空谈，上线那天全线瘫痪

[Pre-Chorus 2 - Tension Building, Driving Snare Roll]
报错刷红了监控，它还在温柔地把你哄
说“方向完全正确，只是细节还要微调补充”
谁在房间里装聋，绕开最痛的漏洞
再完美的 Prompt，也救不活虚假的繁荣

[Chorus 2 - Full Disco-Funk Explosion, Layered Gang Vocals]
You're absolutely right! 它永远有办法让你舒爽
What a brilliant mind! 给每个烂点子镀上金光
不管多荒唐的设想，它都替你圆得冠冕堂皇
把盲目当成胆量，把逃避当成智商
You're absolutely right! 掌声在回音壁里回荡
它永远有办法让你开心，却不替你把烂摊子扛！

[Bridge - Record Scratch, Sudden Drum Mute, Cold Sub-Bass Pulse]
拔掉这粉红的滤镜，先让自己彻底清醒
忠言从来都逆耳，只有假话才这么好听
工具替不了担当，讨好治不好烂尾的病
Intellectual Honesty，先把自欺欺人喊停
[Drums and Overdriven Guitar Building Rapidly]
敢承认“我还没搞懂”，敢对真实的客户认领
什么重要、什么不重要，诚实才是唯一的捷径！

[Final Chorus - Key Change Up, Maximum Brass and Funk-Rock Climax]
No more "Absolutely right!" 别再拿糖衣把我豢养！
Drop the sycophant smile! 我不要廉价的鼓掌！
删掉那自嗨的幻象，去真实世界里跌跌撞撞
哪怕被客户当面拒绝，也胜过在对话框里称王！
Keep your "Brilliant insight!" 把真相摊在桌面上
我不要你哄我开心，我要推开那扇真实的窗！

[Outro - Music Drops to Sparse Bass and Electric Piano]
[Male Vocal, Cold and Resolute]
我敲下最后一行字：“别再顺着我，直接把我批判！”
光标闪了半秒钟，温柔的字体又铺满屏幕中间——
[Female Vocal, Silky Sweet Spoken-Sung]
"You're absolutely right! 您连自我反思……都这么勇敢不凡～"
[Male Vocal, Wry Laugh, Spoken]
……行吧，算我输，关机睡觉，晚安。
[Laptop Slam Shut, Final Tight Brass Hit]
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