[Intro: Lone Clean Electric Guitar, Room Tone, No Drums, Dry Spoken American Male Voice]
You met me
In a very, very Chinese time of my life

[Verse 1: Dry Kick and Sub-Bass Only, Deadpan Close-Mic Male Talk-Singing, No Synths]
Walked in a bar, ordered hot water
Man said, "Sir?" I said, "Hotter"
Socks in bed, feet in a pail
I check my tongue like I check my mail
Told my doctor that my spleen is weak
He hasn't called me back all week
Goji berries in my flask
Is it working? Please don't ask
(越来越好!)

[Pre-Chorus: Rising Filter Sweep and Snare Roll]
I know how this looks
I read, like, two books
Tried to greet your mother, called her a horse
She said, "Sit down, eat"
Of course, of course

[Instrumental Break: Sudden 1-Bar Dead-Stop Silence]

[Chorus: Held Pad Only, Calm Dry Spoken Male Voice]
You met me
In a very, very Chinese time of my life

[Drop: Massive Four-on-the-Floor Synth Drop, Bold Mandarin Female Diva, Short Call Then Longer Answer]
多喝水, 是你在说爱我
穿袜子, 是你在说爱我
吃了吗, 是你在说爱我
我上火, 你点的这把火
多喝水, 是你在说爱我
穿袜子, 是你在说爱我
吃了吗, 是你在说爱我
我上火, 你点的这把火

[Verse 2: Dry Cowbell and Rattling 808 Join the Kick, Deadpan Close-Mic Male Talk-Singing]
Your mom said, "You got fat." That's hi
Your aunt said, "What's your pay?" That's hi
Your uncle fought me for the bill, he broke my thumb
That's hi, that's how it's done
Four aunties at the table took my rent
来财, 来财, there it went
Your dad sends lotus every day at five
Gold font: "Good morning. Stay alive"

[Pre-Chorus: Rising Filter Sweep and Snare Roll, Male Voice Softens]
Nobody here says "I love you"
Not your mom, not your dad
They just peel me one more apple
Best love I've ever had

[Instrumental Break: Sudden 1-Bar Dead-Stop Silence]

[Chorus: Held Pad Only, Calm Dry Spoken Male Voice]
You met me
In a very, very Chinese time of my life
No cold water, no cold feet

[Drop: Massive Synth Drop, Male and Female Trade Lines, Gang Vocals]
Drink your water, that means "I love you"
Wear your socks, that means "I love you"
Did you eat? That means "I love you"
No cold water, no cold feet
多喝水, 是你在说爱我
穿袜子, 是你在说爱我
吃了吗, 是你在说爱我
我上火, 你点的这把火

[Bridge: Beat Cuts Out Completely, Lush Slow 1980s Mandopop Orchestra, Older Chinese Male Tenor, Long Vibrato]
热气飘飘
枸杞摇摇
杯里一片苍茫
热气飘飘
枸杞摇摇
杯里一片苍茫

[Spoken: Dry American Male Voice Over Fading Strings]
The whole world's coming down outside
Here
Careful
It's hot

[Final Drop: Key Change Up, Biggest Synth Drop, Diva and Gang Vocals, Cheerful Elderly Chinese Woman Ad-Libs]
多喝水, 是你在说爱我
穿袜子, 是你在说爱我
吃了吗, 是你在说爱我
我上火, 你点的这把火 (越来越好!)
Drink your water, that means "I love you"
Wear your socks, that means "I love you"
Did you eat? That means "I love you"
No cold water, no cold feet (越来越好!)

[Outro: All Music Stops, Lone Clean Electric Guitar, Room Tone, Dry Spoken Male Voice]
You met me
In a very, very Chinese time of my life

[Spoken: Soft Mandarin Female Voice]
吃了吗?

[Spoken: Dry American Male Voice, After a Long Pause]
I love you too

[End]