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You met me
你遇见我

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In a very, very Chinese time of my life
正是我人生中非常非常中国的时候

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Walked in a bar, ordered hot water
走进酒吧，点了一杯热水

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Man said, "Sir?" I said, "Hotter"
酒保问“先生？”我说“再热点”

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Socks in bed, feet in a pail
穿着袜子睡觉，脚泡在盆里

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I check my tongue like I check my mail
我看舌苔，像查邮件一样勤

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Told my doctor that my spleen is weak
我跟医生说我脾虚

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He hasn't called me back all week
他一整周都没回我电话

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Goji berries in my flask
保温杯里泡枸杞

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Is it working? Please don't ask
有没有用？请别问

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(越来越好!)
It's only getting better!

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I know how this looks
我知道这看起来像什么

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I read, like, two books
我大概读了两本书

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Tried to greet your mother, called her a horse
想跟你妈问好，却把“妈”叫成了“马”

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She said, "Sit down, eat"
她说：“坐下，吃饭”

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Of course, of course
当然，当然

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You met me
你遇见我

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In a very, very Chinese time of my life
正是我人生中非常非常中国的时候

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多喝水, 是你在说爱我
Drink more water — that's you saying “I love you”

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穿袜子, 是你在说爱我
Wear your socks — that's you saying “I love you”

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吃了吗, 是你在说爱我
Have you eaten? — that's you saying “I love you”

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我上火, 你点的这把火
I've got internal heat — and you lit the fire

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多喝水, 是你在说爱我
Drink more water — that's you saying “I love you”

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穿袜子, 是你在说爱我
Wear your socks — that's you saying “I love you”

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吃了吗, 是你在说爱我
Have you eaten? — that's you saying “I love you”

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我上火, 你点的这把火
I've got internal heat — and you lit the fire

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Your mom said, "You got fat." That's hi
你妈说“你胖了”——那是打招呼

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Your aunt said, "What's your pay?" That's hi
你姨问“挣多少？”——那是打招呼

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Your uncle fought me for the bill, he broke my thumb
你舅跟我抢着买单，掰断了我的大拇指

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That's hi, that's how it's done
那是打招呼，规矩就是这样

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Four aunties at the table took my rent
牌桌上四个阿姨赢走了我的房租

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来财, 来财, there it went
来财，来财，钱就这么没了 (Money, come! Money, come! There it went)

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Your dad sends lotus every day at five
你爸每天五点给我发荷花

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Gold font: "Good morning. Stay alive"
金色大字：“早上好，好好活着”

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Nobody here says "I love you"
这里没人说“我爱你”

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Not your mom, not your dad
你妈不说，你爸也不说

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They just peel me one more apple
他们只是再给我削一个苹果

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Best love I've ever had
这是我得到过最好的爱

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You met me
你遇见我

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In a very, very Chinese time of my life
正是我人生中非常非常中国的时候

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No cold water, no cold feet
不喝冰水，不冻脚（也不临阵退缩）

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Drink your water, that means "I love you"
多喝水，意思是“我爱你”

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Wear your socks, that means "I love you"
穿袜子，意思是“我爱你”

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Did you eat? That means "I love you"
吃了吗？意思是“我爱你”

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No cold water, no cold feet
不喝冰水，不冻脚（也不临阵退缩）

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多喝水, 是你在说爱我
Drink more water — that's you saying “I love you”

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穿袜子, 是你在说爱我
Wear your socks — that's you saying “I love you”

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吃了吗, 是你在说爱我
Have you eaten? — that's you saying “I love you”

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我上火, 你点的这把火
I've got internal heat — and you lit the fire

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热气飘飘
Steam drifting, drifting

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枸杞摇摇
Goji swaying, swaying

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杯里一片苍茫
In my cup, a boundless haze

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热气飘飘
Steam drifting, drifting

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枸杞摇摇
Goji swaying, swaying

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杯里一片苍茫
In my cup, a boundless haze

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The whole world's coming down outside
外面的世界正在塌下来

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Here
给

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Careful
小心

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It's hot
烫

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多喝水, 是你在说爱我
Drink more water — that's you saying “I love you”

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穿袜子, 是你在说爱我
Wear your socks — that's you saying “I love you”

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吃了吗, 是你在说爱我
Have you eaten? — that's you saying “I love you”

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我上火, 你点的这把火 (越来越好!)
I've got internal heat — and you lit the fire (It's only getting better!)

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Drink your water, that means "I love you"
多喝水，意思是“我爱你”

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Wear your socks, that means "I love you"
穿袜子，意思是“我爱你”

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Did you eat? That means "I love you"
吃了吗？意思是“我爱你”

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No cold water, no cold feet (越来越好!)
不喝冰水，不冻脚（越来越好！）

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You met me
你遇见我

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In a very, very Chinese time of my life
正是我人生中非常非常中国的时候

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吃了吗?
Have you eaten?

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I love you too
我也爱你