You met me
In a very, very Chinese time of my life

Walked in a bar, ordered hot water
Man said, "Sir?" I said, "Hotter"
Socks in bed, feet in a pail
I check my tongue like I check my mail
Told my doctor that my spleen is weak
He hasn't called me back all week
Goji berries in my flask
Is it working? Please don't ask
(越来越好!)

I know how this looks
I read, like, two books
Tried to greet your mother, called her a horse
She said, "Sit down, eat"
Of course, of course

You met me
In a very, very Chinese time of my life

多喝水, 是你在说爱我
穿袜子, 是你在说爱我
吃了吗, 是你在说爱我
我上火, 你点的这把火
多喝水, 是你在说爱我
穿袜子, 是你在说爱我
吃了吗, 是你在说爱我
我上火, 你点的这把火

Your mom said, "You got fat." That's hi
Your aunt said, "What's your pay?" That's hi
Your uncle fought me for the bill, he broke my thumb
That's hi, that's how it's done
Four aunties at the table took my rent
来财, 来财, there it went
Your dad sends lotus every day at five
Gold font: "Good morning. Stay alive"

Nobody here says "I love you"
Not your mom, not your dad
They just peel me one more apple
Best love I've ever had

You met me
In a very, very Chinese time of my life
No cold water, no cold feet

Drink your water, that means "I love you"
Wear your socks, that means "I love you"
Did you eat? That means "I love you"
No cold water, no cold feet
多喝水, 是你在说爱我
穿袜子, 是你在说爱我
吃了吗, 是你在说爱我
我上火, 你点的这把火

热气飘飘
枸杞摇摇
杯里一片苍茫
热气飘飘
枸杞摇摇
杯里一片苍茫

The whole world's coming down outside
Here
Careful
It's hot

多喝水, 是你在说爱我
穿袜子, 是你在说爱我
吃了吗, 是你在说爱我
我上火, 你点的这把火 (越来越好!)
Drink your water, that means "I love you"
Wear your socks, that means "I love you"
Did you eat? That means "I love you"
No cold water, no cold feet (越来越好!)

You met me
In a very, very Chinese time of my life

吃了吗?

I love you too