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闹钟响过第七遍

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慢悠悠晃到工位前

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打卡掐着最后的时间点

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干嘛非要去卷？

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电脑启动需要三分钟

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正好冲杯挂耳 放空

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未读邮件 标准回复

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收到 谢谢 从不含糊

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今天任务重不重？

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先逛逛论坛 看看风向怎么动

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大厂摸鱼高级手册 好好听别开口

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第一条奥义是心态要稳如老狗

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不求绩效 杰出 或者 优秀

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但求 Work-Life Balance 躺着就够

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开会永远静音闭麦

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Camera off 心情才能自由自在

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代码评审 点赞 Looks Good To Me

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躺平才是人生胜利

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日历密密麻麻填满 Meeting Sync up

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躺在沙发 Dreaming 或者 Thinking up

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Slack 状态永葆绿色 小灯从不灭

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假装键盘乱动 思考人生终极哲学

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午饭必须吃够钟点 风雨无阻

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茶歇零食水果 酸奶小蛋糕 不能吃土！

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别人在会议室卷生卷死

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我提前开溜 高速上小心驾驶

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大厂摸鱼高级手册 好好听别开口

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第一条奥义是心态要稳如老狗

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不求绩效 杰出 或者 优秀

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但求 Work-Life Balance 躺着就够

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开会永远静音闭麦

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Camera off 心情才能自由自在

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代码评审 点赞 Looks Good To Me

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躺平才是人生胜利

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他们说要有远大理想 要改变世界

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要追逐晋升 要去影响人类的明天

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我只想在 Deadline 前刚好改完那一点点

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做个安静低调的螺丝钉 不给领导惹人嫌

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公司福利确实不错

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股票分红不用奔波

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内卷的战火 让它烧着 Let it go

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我只是路过 躺平打个酱油

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摸鱼大法好

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真的好

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谁用谁知道

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我偷偷的笑

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明天

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嗯

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继续保持微笑