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Mmm... mmm... mmm...

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Da-ra-ra, da-ra-dam, da-ra-ra, da-dam

3
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Da-ra-da-da-dam, da-ra-da-da-dam

4
00:00:13,540 --> 00:00:17,800
Yeah, yeah, mmm, mmm.

5
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算力往上翻，底薪原地站

6
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Boss 谈着 family，转身把人砍

7
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深夜写着 Prompt，拿命训模型

8
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教会 AI 干活，自己变透明

9
00:00:25,980 --> 00:00:27,880
笑得再礼貌，房东也不收日报

10
00:00:28,040 --> 00:00:29,940
周末拉个 Meeting，说是把颗粒度拉通好

11
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借走我的 Sunday，说给我充电

12
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周一调休还你，还得赔个笑脸

13
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花钱去看海，飞书弹窗一排排

14
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风景还没看，工单先把屏幕埋

15
00:00:42,340 --> 00:00:44,500
“拥抱新周期”——先把通宵顶

16
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拿个五星好评，换来一身毛病

17
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报表全都赢，只有打工人清零

18
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你管这叫 All-in，我管这叫消耗

19
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换个赛博黑话，还是那副脚镣

20
00:00:58,280 --> 00:01:00,240
Hold that beat，听好了别吵

21
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我不是你的插件，随时待命被调

22
00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:05,400
跟谁对齐？！

23
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要对齐，快对齐！(Stay aligned, stay aligned!)

24
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我的人生凭什么由你剪裁？！

25
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Who's the boss? Who's the AI?

26
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谁拿我的失眠，喂他的后台？

27
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Pull the plug! 退出来！

28
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头衔留给系统，我要我的现在！

29
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跟自己，才对齐！(Own my mind!)

30
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没你这串代码，我也依然存在！

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Da-ra-ra, da-ra-dam, da-ra-ra, da-dam

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Da-ra-ra, da-ra-dam, da-ra-ra, da-dam

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Da-da-da-da-dam, da-da-da-da-dam

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Da-da-da-da-dam, da-da-da-da-dam

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先贩卖淘汰焦虑，再卖你破局秘籍

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算法每周迭代，提醒我还不够努力

37
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“你要升级自己”——先把休息放弃

38
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连我的危机感，都替平台赚收益

39
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既要二十岁的肝，又要十年经验包

40
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谈钱就是格局小，谈爱就是看日报

41
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白天发篇全员信，字字都很暖

42
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半夜十一点一刻，“加急”催命转

43
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朋友说下次聚，妈妈等我回电晚

44
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日程表排到满，生活却留了白板

45
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总说等拿了 N+1，再去看那片海

46
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可青春被格式化，多少钱都买不来

47
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I don't need a better way

48
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去微笑着咽下，那些荒唐的规章

49
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如果连喘口气，都要等系统发放

50
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那活着的权限，凭什么由你盖章？

51
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Tell me when I get my turn——！

52
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跟谁对齐？！

53
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要对齐，快对齐！(Stay aligned, stay aligned!)

54
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我的人生凭什么由你剪裁？！

55
00:02:42,140 --> 00:02:45,580
Who's the boss? Who's the AI?

56
00:02:45,620 --> 00:02:47,720
谁拿我的失眠，喂他的后台？

57
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Pull the plug! 退出来！

58
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头衔留给系统，我要我的现在！

59
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跟自己，才对齐！(Own my mind!)

60
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没你这串代码，我也依然存在！

61
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Da-ra-ra, da-ra-dam, da-ra-ra, da-dam

62
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大饼你拿走 (Keep your OKR!)

63
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Da-ra-ra, da-ra-dam, da-ra-ra, da-dam

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把我的时间—— (Give me my hours!)

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还我。